District 9 'wins' most torrented Oscar title

Posted by Ivica Miskovic | Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | | 0 comments »
Sci-fi movie District 9 has the dubious honour of being named the Oscar nominee which has been illegally-downloaded most.

The Neill Blomkamp flick was torrented more than 12.6 million times according to filesharing blog TorrentFreak which looked at all Oscar nominees.

Avatar came second with 11.3 million illegal downloads followed by The Hurt Locker, 7.9 million and UP which was shared 5.4 million times.

A spokesperson for TorrentFreak has pointed out that some of the moved have been available for download for longer than others which could skew the result.

However we don't think that will come as much consolation for James Cameron who sees that his movies will downloaded 11 million times and he didn't even win.

Most Downloaded Oscar Nominees, 2010

1. District 9 - 12,639,000
2. Avatar - 11,326,000
3. The Hurt Locker - 7,930,000
4. Up - 5,437,000
5. Inglourious Basterds - 5,376,000
6. Precious - 4,922,000
7. Up In The Air - 4,855,000
8. A Serious Man - 3,836,000
9. The Blind Side - 1,845,000
10. An Education - 683,000

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Five of the best accident excuses

Posted by Ivica Miskovic | Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | | 0 comments »
Shaving your bikini line is certainly and original excuse for a crash, but how do you think a vicar ended up with a potato up his bottom, or a dwarf got his penis stuck in a hoover? Click here to find out.

1. Naked lady in the back seat

They weren't shaving, but this driver blamed a five-car smash on the naked lady that happened to be sitting in the back seat.

2-year-old Teah Limitone was driving along as normal, with a naked lady in the back seat, when her naked passenger made a moaning noise, according to the St. Petersburg Times.

When Limitone turned to check on her flesh-flashing passenger, she flew through a red light and straight into oncoming traffic.

2. Vicar has a little trouble hanging curtains

We think everyone has probably heard a version of this one at some point, but this is probably one of the worst examples.

It appears a vicar was hanging curtains in his home, except this time he decided to do it naked. As you would of course, seeing as how there were no curtains, the most obvious thing to do would be to stand NEXT to a window, completely in the buff.

Unfortunately, he happened to come crashing down while attempting this feat, and fell onto a tool that is absolutely vital for hanging curtains - a potato.

3. A bench can be sexy too

Li Xing managed to get his penis caught in a bench in a deserted park after dark.

Eventually he had to be taken to hospital with the bench's 2.5-metre-long metal base still attached to him.

Mr Xing decided that honesty was the best policy, simply telling police that he thought it would be fun to have sex with a park bench.

4. Man goes nuts on his penis

It seems men can't help but put their penis' in things, and this Malaysian is no different.

The poor guy just wanted to make his penis bigger before getting engaged the next week.

Obviously, the best way to do that is to hang a nut from it to weigh it down. Unfortunately for him, he then got an erection, which prevented him from removing the nut. In a cruel twist of fate it seems the nut then prevented him from losing the erection, leading to a vicious circle of nut-on-penisdom.

5. Excuse me sir, you seem to have a hoover attached to your penis

Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf had to head to hospital after he managed to superglue his penis to a hoover.

Thankfully he had a perfectly reasonable argument for how he ended up in such a predicament - it's his job.

That's right, the 42-year-old is a performer who pulls a vacuum across the stage with his penis, and before this particular performance he had to do a bit of maintenance to his old hoover.

Unfortunately he ended up supergluing himself to the household appliance - we're sure A&E had a few raised eyebrows!

metro.co.uk

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Phantom kangaroos spotted in Japan

Posted by Ivica Miskovic | Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | | 0 comments »
It may seem odd, but the locals swear it is true. People in a Japanese mountain region have reported a number of kangaroo sightings, and journalists are now trying to stalk the marsupials.

The descriptions given by the apparent eyewitnesses seem close enough. For years they have spoken of a beige animal with large ears, one to 1.5 metres tall, that stands by the roadside and then hops away.

The sightings were all reported in the Mayama mountain district of Osaki city in Miyagi prefecture, a community of 441 households, located about 350 kilometres north of Tokyo.

The city has received about 30 reports of "kangaroo-like animals", including three cases since December, when the mountain area was often covered in snow, said local official Tetsuya Sasaki.

"People aged in their 40s to their 60s have said they have spotted what looked like kangaroos while travelling to and from work in the early mornings and evenings," said Mr Sasaki.

Rumours about kangaroo sightings started about seven years ago, and television crews and newspapers have set up hidden cameras in the district, but have so far failed to capture an image of a kangaroo.

As a joke, "some people have put up 'kangaroo crossing' signs on their roadside properties," Mr Sasaki said.

Kangaroos are on show at many Japanese zoos and can be imported by individuals.

MIA

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New Zealand woman sells souls to highest bidder

Posted by Ivica Miskovic | Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | | 0 comments »
The rare spirits that went under the gavel at a recent online auction in New Zealand weren't aged brandies or hard-to-find liqueurs.

Instead, two glass vials purportedly containing the ghosts of two dead people sold for $2,830 New Zealand dollars ($1,983) at an auction that ended Monday night.

The "ghosts" were put up for bidding by Avie Woodbury from the southern city of Christchurch. She said they were captured in her house and stored in glass vials with stoppers and dipped in holy water, which she says "dulls the spirits' energy."

She said they were the spirits of an old man who lived in the house during the 1920s, and a powerful, disruptive little girl who turned up after a session with a spirit-calling Ouija board. Since an exorcism at the property last July led to their capture, there has been no further spooky activity in the house, she said.

The auction attracted more than 214,000 page views and dozens of questions before the winning bid, Trademe auction site spokesman Paul Ford said Tuesday. The name of the winning bidder was not released.

Woodbury said that once an "exorcist's fee" has been deducted, the proceeds of the spirit sale will go to the animal welfare group the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

MIA

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The 12-year-old son of the Azerbaijan president has gone on a multi-million pound property spending spree, buying up a series of luxury Dubai waterfront mansions.

Heydar Aliyev, the son of Ilham Aliyev, the oil-rich country’s president, allegedly spent almost £30 million (US$44 million) on nine waterfront mansions in the southern Gulf emirate earlier this year, reports said.

The boy, who was 11 at the time, made the purchase in the Palm Jumeirah development over two weeks, the Washington Post reported on Friday.

Heydar’s name and his date of birth appeared on Dubai Land Department records, which were obtained by the paper.

The details listed on the property records were the same as those of the son of the former Soviet Republic’s president, whose annual salary is about £150,000 ($228,000).

The purchases are about the equivalent to 10,000 years' worth of salary for the average citizen of the country.

Industry sources with knowledge of the transactions told the paper the purchases were made by a buyer representing Azerbaijan's ruling family, with the properties paid for “upfront”.

It remains unclear whether the boy was given the property as a gift or how he could have bought into the development, after officials in Baku, the country’s capital, refused to comment on the claims.

"I have no comment on anything. I am stopping this talk. Goodbye," Azer Gasimov, the president's spokesman, told the paper when contacted for comment.

He did not respond to repeated further requests for comment.

The luxury real estate scheme is popular with multimillionaires, British footballers and celebrities and is also home to the world's biggest artificial island.

The island off the coast of Dubai has become a symbol of the emirate's reputation for luxury and extravagance.

Markets across the world were rattled in November after Dubai World, the government investment company behind its most ambitious projects including Palm Jumeirah, said it was seeking to delay repayment on a tranche of its debt.

The Post said the amount of Dubai property allegedly amassed by the family’s children, or people with similar names to them, now reaches almost £50 million (US$75 million) after similar purchases by his daughters.

The property records also listed the names of Leyla and Arzu Aliyeva, whose names, were the same and their ages “roughly” similar.

The paper said the exact dates of birth could not be established, but various reports said Leyla's birthday was the same as the Azerbaijani woman who was listed in the documents.

The president's older daughter, Leyla, is married to Emin Agalarov, a wealthy Russian businessman while relatives of the first lady, Mehriban, have lucrative business interests in Azerbaijan.

Agalarov would not comment to the paper when asked whether he had helped buy Dubai properties for his wife or Aliyev's other children.

He said he had "joined businesses and properties" with his wife.

"We wish not to comment on that,” he said in an email to the paper.

Azerbaijan, which became an independent nation with the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991, has vast sources of oil.

It has been ruled almost continuously by the same family with the current president taking over from Heydar Aliyev, his father, who was president from 1993 until his death in 2003.

The Aliyev government and its supporters have recently sponsored trips to Baku by prominent foreigners and hiring lobbyists to trumpet the country's achievements.

Last year The Daily Telegraph disclosed that Tony Blair’s new paymaster was an obscure oligarch with business links to Syria, Iran and Afghanistan.

Nizami Piriyev, an Azerbaijan-based millionaire, paid Mr Blair to fly to Baku in December to open his new “methanol plant” funded by a British government-backed bank.

Mr Blair typically charges tens of thousands of pounds simply to give a speech and is therefore thought to have received more than £100,000 for his trip to Azerbaijan.

A spokesman said he was not planning an ongoing relationship with Mr Piriyev and did not have any dealings with the family while in office.

The Post also reported that David Plouffe, President Obama's former election campaign manager, visited Baku last year to deliver a paid-for speech a few months before Mr Blair.

telegraph.co.uk

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Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer

Posted by Ivica Miskovic | Monday, March 08, 2010 | | 0 comments »
A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.

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Woman called 911 for more smokes

Posted by Ivica Miskovic | Monday, March 08, 2010 | | 0 comments »
A Northern Ontario woman was charged with mischief on Tuesday after police say she wouldn't stop calling 911 to ask them to pick her up some smokes.

Police say that Moira Williams, 67, of Sault Ste. Marie, Ont., had been drinking and ran out of cigarettes when she repeatedly called the emergency line to ask police to go to the store and buy her some.

Williams was warned several times to stop calling unless she had an emergency, police said. By 3:15 a.m., police drove to her home and arrested her.

She is to appear in court April 12.

canoe.ca

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Skyaking - the extreme sport of skydiving in a canoe

Posted by Ivica Miskovic | Friday, March 05, 2010 | , | 0 comments »
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a bloke jumping out of a plane at 13,000 feet in a kayak.

Daredevil Miles Daisher looks a bizarre sight, ‘paddling’ across the sky in a kayak.

Skyaking – the thrill-seeker’s new twist on skydiving – involves jumping out of a plane, plummeting 4,000m (13,000 feet) and then making a smooth landing on water at 50mph.

Miles jumps in a short, wide kayak that gives extra stability in the air and freefalls at about 100mph, slower than the 120mph of a typical skydiver.

‘There are a lot of things that can go wrong in skyaking so you have to be prepared,’ he said.

‘I usually pull the chute quite high. With skydives, I will pull at 2,000 feet, whereas with skyaking I will pull at 5,000 feet – in case anything starts to go a little crazy.

‘That way, I have time to sort things out, get out of the boat and then pull the chute for the kayak.’

The 40-year-old, of Idaho, dreamt up skyaking while looking for ways to make his hobby even more extreme. And, as these pictures taken over Florida show, the result is incredible and bizarre.

‘It took us almost a year before we could [take the first jump], as no one was really looking to throw a kayak out of an aeroplane,’ said Miles.

‘To begin with, we did it off a 600ft bridge and landed in Feather River, California.

‘A year later, I got permission to jump out of a plane and, since then, I have jumped out of four different aircraft, including a helicopter. I have been skyaking almost eight years now.’

The father-of-two’s antics are now to feature in a 3D film on skydiving, base jumping, wing-suit flying and, of course, skyaking. Miles has completed more base jumps – from buildings and cliffs – than anyone in the world, with 2,570. He has also done 3,000 skydives.

metro.co.uk

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Condoms for 12-year-olds hit shelves

Posted by Ivica Miskovic | Friday, March 05, 2010 | | 0 comments »
A company in Switzerland is cashing in on the country's high rate of youth sex by making extra-small condoms.

A Federal Commission for Children and Youth, which surveyed 1,480 people aged 10 to 20, found that more 12- to 14-year-olds are having sex now than in the '90s, and that many don't use protection.

Meanwhile, in a German survey of 12,970 13- to 20-year-olds, a quarter of respondents said a standard condom is too large.

That's where the Hotshot comes in. While a standard condom is 5.2 centimetres in diameter, the Hotshot is 4.5 cm. The length is the standard 19 cm.

Switzerland's age of consent is 16, but if the age difference isn't more than three years, there will be no punishment.

Manufacturer Lamprecht AG is producing the condoms.

"At the moment we are only producing the Hotshot in Switzerland. But the UK is certainly a very attractive market since there is a very high rate of underage conception. The UK would definitely be top priority if we marketed abroad,² company spokesman Nysse Norballe told the UK Telegraph.

The mini-condoms will be sold over the counter, online, and distributed to young people via sex educationalists.

Canoe.ca

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Yellow snow falls in Russia's Far East

Posted by Ivica Miskovic | Friday, March 05, 2010 | | 1 comments »
The Amur region in Russia's Far East was hit by yellow snow, told Elena Pechkina, a regional meteorologist.

High winds in Mongolia mixed the clouds from a front with dust and sand, crossed northern China, and then dumped the unique-colored snow in Russia.

"This type of precipitation is not harmful to the residents of the area and no additional analyses will be done," Pechkina said.

She said this type of snow was not rare, however usually falls in the region at the end of March or early April.

RIA Novosti

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